+CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION add_call() RETURNS trigger
+ AS $_X$
+DECLARE
+ thread INTEGER;
+BEGIN
+ INSERT INTO forum_threads (fbid,subject,uid)
+ VALUES(-3,NEW.uid || ': ' || NEW.landing_tick,-3) RETURNING ftid
+ INTO STRICT thread;
+ NEW.ftid = thread;
+ RETURN NEW;
+END;
+$_X$ LANGUAGE plpgsql;